have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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