You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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