I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
