Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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