You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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