I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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