If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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