Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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