You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
