well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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