I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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