do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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