Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
