They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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