You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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