Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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