I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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