Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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