didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
