This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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