Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
and you fell through a lawn chair
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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