She is in my trunk
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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