It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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