did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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