weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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