I smell stomach acid.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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