But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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