Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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