At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
