Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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