you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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