he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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