we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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