He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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