sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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