Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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