You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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