i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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