Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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