i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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