No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Text me some of your sweat
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