Fuck appropriateness.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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