She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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