My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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