Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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