it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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