We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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