kristin has been a bad kristin
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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