is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I had to cum in my sink.
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