i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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