Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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