Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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