doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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