Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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