it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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