think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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