did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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